What is harder is convincing you that t.A.T.u. actually qualify as music worthy of further investigation. I freely admit will be like trying to convince you that Ian Paisley once tried to join the Jesuits, but wasn’t tall enough.

The group are comprised of two young Russian ladies - the dark-haired one is Yulia Volkova (born 1985) and the red-haired one is Lena Katina (slightly older, having been born in 1984, and armed with the much better singing voice of the two). While they had previously been in Russian kiddie pop group Neposedy, when Svengali-style manager Ivan Shapovalov took them under his wing he had a very different marketing angle in mind. 

They burst into the Western consciousness in late 2002 with their single All the things she said (Я Сошла С Ума  – Ya Shosla S Uma ‘I’m losing my mind’ in the original Russian) the video has the girls standing in the rain behind a chain-link fence getting their school uniforms very wet indeed while they hug and kiss each other in a way that suggests they’re very glad they both made it onto the lacrosse team. This video was unsurprisingly very popular.

They followed this up with Not gonna get us (Нас Не Догонят – Nas Ne Dogoniat). The video for this single was the first time I came across the band and it really impressed me.  Mind you I was in a bar in Milan with a few beers onboard at the time and let’s face it, Zucchero isn’t as easy on the eye, especially on a big screen.

The video starts just pre-dawn with our young heroines sneaking across a frozen airfield dotted with heavy-duty Soviet-era cargo aircraft. Yulia steals a fuel bowser and drives off much to the misfortune of the bloke standing on top of the tanker at the time. Yulia always struck me as a bit of a handful in real life and her character in the video continues this theme – she dispenses with the need to stop and open a gate by simply driving through the back of an aircraft hangar and bursting out onto the road to make her escape.  As she ploughs on through the frozen snowy wastelands the girls sing joyfully of the brighter future they face together, squaring up jointly against the prejudices and injustices of a world which can’t understand or accept their young, pure ladylove.

Nothing can stop us

Not now I love you

They’re not gonna get us

However the future isn’t uniformly bright, not least for the road worker they flattened as they careened down the road to their date with destiny. Also, in taking the short-cut off the airfield, Yulia managed to rip off half of the oil cooler and the remaining half has caught fire, billowing thick noxious smoke.  So the girls do the only sensible thing that comes to mind – they climb on top of the fuel trailer for a spot of tanker surfing, holding each other for reassurance and the benefit of the adolescent male viewer.

Accompanying all this singles activity was the release of first album 200Km/H in the wrong lane (200 По Встречной) on the Universal label.  Manager Ivan Shapovalov is named on the Russian language version of the album as the producer, but for Western ears and wallets a safer pair of hands would be required.  Universal brought in Trevor Horn for the English language version of the album.  Most famous for the nuance and subtlety he brought to Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Relax, not as well as his own band the Art Of Noise.  True to previous form, Trevor Horn went for his established big sound producing an album with all the finesse of a pair of chipmunks backed by foghorns.

The album featured several fine pop songs – pre-eminent among which are the singles mentioned above in both English language and original Russian versions.  Putting aside innate linguistic prejudices, it has to be admitted the Russian language songs flow better and are injected with more passion, which is why I prefer them – I was never very good at picking out English language song lyrics anyways.  Other tracks worthy of mention are 30 Minutes (30 Минут) and Clowns(Клоуны) and an unsuitably chirpy cover version of The Smith’s How Soon Is Now which really should have been left in the suggestion box by the bar rather than actually recorded.

Upon release of the album the media unsurprisingly ignored the music and instead fastened on the ‘young lesbians in love’ aspect of the story.  This focus wasn’t helped by the girls dressing in schoolgirl uniforms, cuddling each other at every opportunity and sharing a bedroom on their interview tour. There followed a predictable ‘Ban This Filth’ tabloid furore which did sales of the album no harm at all.  Not too much investigative reporting time was wasted talking to Yulia’s long-term boyfriend Pavel “Pasha” Siderov (they had a daughter, Victoria, in September 2004 after which the relationship crumbled).  Even less was expended discussing the morality of manager Ivan Shapovalov having bedded his young (very young) charges prior to putting the band together.

But what could we realistically expect – t.A.T.u. is a manufactured pop band.  They didn’t write their own songs or play their own instruments.  What could you possibly do next with such an outfit? That’s right – the Eurovision Song Contest!

Russia was represented in the 2003 Eurovision contest by t.A.T.u. singing Не Верь, Не Бойся, Не Проси (Ne ver, ne bojsya, ne prosi – Don’t Trust, Don’t Fear, Don’t Ask).  This broader exposure did not go well as the girls (Yulia in particular it has to be said) had descended into the sort of ‘Do You Know Who I am?’ divadom normally seen afflicting Maria Carey and Jennifer ‘I’m just Jenny from the Block’ Lopez.  They found difficulty comprehending their not winning that competition such was their sense of entitlement at that stage.

 

Things didn’t improve afterwards. Their manager came up with the idea of their starring in a reality TV show which followed them as they recorded their follow-up album. Seventeen episodes of the show Podnesbaya (Under the sky) aired on the Russian STS channel.  Their chief plot line was the girls arguing with Ivan rather than doing any actual recording.  The girls split up with their manager shortly afterwards.

Rather than fade back into obscurity and day jobs as receptionists (If you think I’m being casually cruel, run an internet search for the names Althea Forest and Donna Reid sometime), the girls regrouped and formed TATeam – a group of writers, musicians and producers and brought out Dangerous & Moving (Люди Инвалиды Lyudi Invalidi) in 2005. 

 This change in management allowed the girls to throw off the oppressive shackles of the pop machine and find their true voices. Only they didn’t bother.

Their second album sounds almost exactly the same as the first. Friend or Foe sounds like Michael Jackson’s Human Nature with intrusive instrumentation. Standout track Gomenasai (Japanese for sorry) sounds like T’Pau in one of their less bombastic moments.

So why on earth am I writing about them? Well, you will notice that I’ve been providing the Russian language versions of the tracks.  This is because I once had a Russian friend kind enough to buy me a copy of the original language version of the album 200Km/H in the wrong lane (200 По Встречной).  Being the former auditor that I am, I actually compared the two and came up with several important differences.

As mentioned before, the Russian language versions of the song are more natural than the phonetically-enunciated English language versions.  Secondly, they don’t even contain the same songs – the Russian language album contains my fave track Досчитай До Ста (Doschitai do Sta – Count to a Hundred) which has yet to pop up on a Western album. 

Thirdly, the album contains a number of remixes which were frankly better than the original tracks.  And that dear reader, was where it began. The internet did the rest.  If you look hard enough you will find many t.A.T.u. albums, not just the two we know in the West:

All the things she said (2002)

Duet (2003)

I don’t swallow (2002)

Megamix (2002)

Remixes (2004)

Sex (2004)

Given that the group have only produced a certain number of songs and that there’s a limit to the number of copies of Not Gonna Get Us you’ll pay good money for, the answer is remixes. 

Much like Depeche Mode, t.A.T.u. can sound much better in the hands of others and some of the remixes transport the music to places never intended by its creators.  Click on some of the above to hear audio streams of the band mashed up with Rammstein, Slovenia’s most famous metal band. Absolute favourites have to be the versions of Not Gonna Get Us and Ne ver, ne bojsya, ne prosi mixed up with Breathe and Firestarter by The Prodigy. That, Dear Reader, is why t.A.T.u qualify for a column of their own.

 لنا(سمت راست) و یولیا (سمت چپ تصویر)

تتو نام روسی:Тату، شنیدن 

یک گروه موسیقی روسی دونفرهٔ آغازبه‌کارکردهٔ در مسکوی روسیه در سال ۱۹۹۹ به وسیلهٔ ایوان شاپووالوف است. گروه از دو عضو اصلی لنا کاتینا و یولیا ولکوا شکل گرفته است.

پیش از این، کاتینا و ولکوا به عنوان یک زوج همجنس گرا معرفی می‌شدند، اما مستند سال ۲۰۰۳ آن‌ها، آنوتومی تتو ، نشان داد که این موضوع تنها بخشی از تبلیغات گروه بوده است و این مطلب صحت ندارد

در سال ۲۰۰۴، بعد از آن‌که آن‌ها از تهیه‌کننده‌شان جدا شدند وقفه‌ای در فعالیت‌های آن‌ها پیش آمد. در ۲۰۰۵، آلبوم‌های خطرناک و در حرکت و لایودی اینولیدی را منتشر کردند. در ۲۰۰۶، تتو یک آلبوم تلفیقی را عرضه کرد و سپس، ریسک قطع مذاکره با یونیورسال میوزیک را پذیرفت. سومین آلبوم استودیویی روسی آن‌ها با عنوان  Upravleniye Otbrosami است، در حالی که سومین آلبوم استودیویی انگلیسی‌شان، مدیریت هرز، انتظار می‌رود که به عنوان موسیقی متن فیلم یافتن تتو عرضه شود.

هم اکنون اخرین البوم آنها happy smiles می باشد.که محصول سال ۲۰۰۸ است.

 

خوانندگان اصلی

• لنا کاتینا زاده ۴ اکتبر ۱۹۸۴، مسکو، جوان‌ترین فرزند خانواده، قد ۱۵۸ سانتیمتر.
• یولیا ولکوا زاده ۲۰ فوریه ۱۹۸۵، مسکو، تنها دختر خانواده.

اعضای گروه تتو همراه لنا و یولیا از سال ۲۰۰۲ و هنگام اجرای بعضی تورها همره آن‌ها به اجرا پرداخته‌اند. با وجود آن‌که بیشترشان درتهیهٔ آلبوم‌ها مشارکت نداشته‌اند اما بعضی از آن‌ها در ضبط آلبوم‌ها فعالیت داشته‌اند.

 اعضای کنونی

• اسون مارتین — کیبورد، کارگردان موسیقی
• تروی مک‌کوبین — گیتار
• استیو ویلسون — درام (۲۰۰۶-اکنون)
• دومن واجوک — بیس (۲۰۰۶-اکنون)

 

زندگی شخصی اعضای گروه تتو

لنا كاتینا بزرگترین فرزند سرگئی وازی لیویچ کاتین يک آهنگساز مشهور موسیقی پاپ در روسیه و انیسا ویسولودونا کاتینا است. خواهر كوچكتر او پدر دیگری دارد و برادر كوچكترش هم از مادر دیگری به‌دنیا آمده‌است. لنا تربیت مذهبی داشته و عضو کلیسای ارتدوکس روسیه معتقد است.

یولیا هم‌اکنون صاحب دو فرزند دختر و پسر است. دختر او ويكتوريا نام دارد و نام پدر اين دختر پاول سيدوروف است. ويكتوريا در تاريخ ۲۳ سپتامبر سال ۲۰۰۴ بدنيا آمده است. پسر جولیا(سام)در ۲۷ دسامبر ۲۰۰۷ بدنيا آمد. نام پدر او پرويز ياسينوف است.

تحصیلات

یولیا

• ۱۹۹۲-۱۹۹۶:دبیرستان  
• ۱۹۹۳ـ۲۰۰۰:دبیرستان موسیقی (پیانو)
• ۱۹۹۶-۲۰۰۰:دبیرستان ارشد
• ۲۰۰۰ تا به امروز:مدرسه موسیقی مسکو؛ گرایش آواز

لنا 

• ۱۹۹۹-۲۰۰۱:ابتدایی؛ دبیرستان مقدماتی
• ۱۹۹۲-۱۹۹۹:آموزش پیانو در مدرسه شبانه‌روزی موسیقی
• ۲۰۰۱ تا به امروز:دانشجوی دانشگاه مسکو در رشته روانشناسی

 

 

The Peacock and the Tortoise

ONCE upon a time a peacock and a tortoise became great friends. The peacock lived on a tree by the banks of the stream in which the tortoise had his home. Everyday, after he had a drink of water, the peacock will dance near the stream to the amusement of his tortoise friend.
One unfortunate day, a bird-catcher caught the peacock and was about to take him away to the market. The unhappy bird begged his captor to allow him to bid his friend, the tortoise good-bye.
The bird-catcher allowed him his request and took him to the tortoise. The tortoise was greatly disturbed to see his friend a captive.
The tortoise asked the bird-catcher to let the peacock go in return for an expensive present. The bird-catcher agreed. The tortoise then, dived into the water and in a few seconds came up with a handsome pearl, to the great astonishment of the bird-catcher. As this was beyond his exceptions, he let the peacock go immediately.
A short time after, the greedy man came back and told the tortoise that he had not paid enough for the release of his friend, and threatened to catch the peacock again unless an exact match of the pearl is given to him. The tortoise, who had already advised his friend, the peacock, to leave the place to a distant jungle upon being set free, was greatly enraged at the greed of this man.
“Well,” said the tortoise, “if you insist on having another pearl like it, give it to me and I will fish you out an exact match for it.” Due to his greed, the bird-catcher gave the pearl to the tortoise, who swam away with it saying, “I am no fool to take one and give two!” The tortoise then disappeared into the water, leaving the bird-catcher without a single pearl.

طاووس و لاک پشت

روزی روزگاری،طاووس و لاک پشتی بودن که دوستای خوبی برای هم بودن.طاووس نزدیک درخت کنار رودی که لاک پشت زندگی می کرد، خونه داشت.. هر روز پس از اینکه طاووس نزدیک رودخانه آبی می خورد ، برای سرگرم کردن دوستش می رقصید.
یک روز بدشانس، یک شکارچی پرنده، طاووس را به دام انداخت و خواست که اونو به بازار ببره. پرنده غمگین، از شکارچی اش خواهش کرد که بهش اجازه بده  از لاک پشت خداحافظی کنه.
شکارچی خواهش طاووس رو قبول کرد و اونو پیش لاک پشت برد. لاک پشت از این که میدید دوستش اسیر شده خیلی ناراحت شد.اون از شکارچی خواهش کرد که طاووس رو در عوض دادن هدیه ای باارزش رها کنه. شکارچی قبول کرد.بعد، لاکپشت داخل آب شیرجه زد و بعد از لحظه ای با مرواریدی زیبا بیرون اومد. شکارچی که از دیدن این کار لاک پشت متحیر شده بود فوری اجازه داد که طاووس بره. مدت کوتاهی بعد از این ماجرا، مرد حریص برگشت و به لاک پشت گفت که برای آزادی پرنده ، چیز کمی گرفته و تهدید کرد که دوباره طاووس رو اسیر میکنه مگه اینکه مروارید دیگه ای شبیه مروارید قبلی بگیره. لاک پشت که قبلا به دوستش نصیحت کرده بود برای آزاد بودن ، به جنگل دوردستی بره ،خیلی از دست مرد حریص، عصبانی شد.
لاک پشت گفت:بسیار خوب، اگه اصرار داری مروارید دیگه ای شبیه قبلی داشته باشی، مروارید رو به من بده تا عین اونو برات پیدا کنم. شکارچی به خاطر طمعش ،مروارید رو به لاک پشت داد. لاک پشت درحالیکه با شنا کردن از مرد دور می شد گفت: من نادان نیستم که یکی بگیرم و دوتا بدم. بعد بدون اینکه حتی یه مروارید به شکارجی بده، در آب ناپدید شد.